This is your chuckle for the day.  This is a detective story ..   So Pay Close Attention!!!   . Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.   .. They smuggle a bottle of   .. The game is real exciting     and they are enjoying themselves immensely...   mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.   .   Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone   and the game has a lot of innings to go.   Based on the given information, what inning is it   and how many players are on base? Think! Think some more!! You're gonna love it ... Answer:   It's the bottom of the fifth   and the bags are loaded!   _________________________________